THE WALMART OF DOOM

So again, I forgot to post yesterday. But I have a perfectly good reason (and no, it's not that I couldn't get internet). I went to Walmart.

Now, some of you may be thinking, "Who cares? It's just Walmart. It's not that big a deal."

Well, that is where you are WRONG!

See, the Walmart near JMU is a mega-ultra-supersize Walmart...none of these pansy little Walmarts found all over the country. If you were to ask me what it has, a better question would be what DOESN'T it have. I've seen things from bikes to car parts to guns to an entire grocery store to an entire section of beauty products to a games/electronics section to full-size furniture....so yeah, it's more of what it doesn't have would be the question. Probably slave labor. But I bet if I asked one of the employees, they'd look sketchily around and then take me to the back where they have people chained to the wall. Probably not, but....you never know.

So yeah, I was going to write a post on my short break (my classes ended yesterday at 12, ultimate frisbee practice started at 4) but then I decided to go to Walmart and get a haircut. Oh yeah, they have a full-size salon too. And apparently they didn't do too bad of a job - I've gotten positive feedback so far about it, so I think I'll be keeping my hair short from now on. Then I was going to post after I finished work at 10, but then my RA wanted to go to Walmart again so I went and bought cooking stuff.

So the end result of yesterday was that I have a new haircut, fajita stuff, eggs and bacon, and no blog post. I'm sorry. Blame it on Walmart.

UPDATE: I cooked the bacon...it was delicious. I'm kind of worried about the kitchen though - it's not very well ventilated, so if something gets close to burning it might set the fire alarm off. Also, I like not having long hair...but my head is much colder now.