My first post!

So guess what....I spent an entire day thinking of titles for my blog! Then I found out that the website didn't have to be the same as the title. Oh well.
I also couldn't really think of anything witty to market myself as. Maybe I'll figure that out later. However, I did have an idea for my first blog post. But I'm watching Family Guy while I do this, so I randomly type words that I hear on the show. So if something doesn't make sense that I type.....I apologize.

So anyway...

Walking. I hate walking.
Does this ever happen to you? I'm walking along, and notice that I'm walking funny, or I think it looks weird, or I think it looks unattractive to people behind me, and so I start walking really stiff. Then I notice that I'm walking stiff, so I start loosening up. Then I'm just stuck in a cycle of walking stiff and walking loose until I finally start powerwalking and stop caring about how I look. Or I reach where I'm going.

I also wonder sometimes what it would be like if I narrated my own life. Like Twitter. What would that be like? "I'm at the grocery store. Now I'm picking up fruit!" "It's 2 am. I think I'll go to Walmart." "I am not drunk. It's just really late, so I'm tired."

I wonder who'll read this. Maybe nobody. Maybe a lot of people! That would be exciting. Except I think I need to spice up the posts a bit. I don't have anything exciting about myself (I don't have ADHD, I don't draw funny pictures - at least not yet, I can sort of write poetry but not really). I guess I'll just shoot for funny. Leave a comment!